sorry this is not a connor kenway's butt roleplay blog. i know, i'm disappointed too...
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
“This McDonald’s belongs to the Borgia.”
Oh my god.
- someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)
I felt obligated to capture this moment
Shit like this is why I don’t understand hating kids. They’re basically just tiny nightbloggers.